To Welcome Summer we are now offering our
Newly Renovated Accommodations at the Lowest Rates Ever!
A modern indoor kitchen is available for all guests.
The kitchen is complete with refrigerator, ice maker, gas range, microwave, coffee maker, sink, and dishwasher..
There is also a magnificent outdoor kitchen, complete with mountains, sky, and fresh air.
There's a nifty little utility elevator to airlift your freshly prepared meal up to The Great Room and/or the The Star Balcony. Please note that this "elevator" is in no way suitable for humans of any size whatsoever.
The shaft for this "elevator" extends upwards from the point where Howard Perry once had an escape tunnel (now filled) under the mansion.