To Welcome Summer we are now offering our
Newly Renovated Accommodations at the Lowest Rates Ever!
Sometimes referred to as "The Blue Room" (for unknown reasons), this top floor room will make you feel like you're travelling back in time. But trust us, it's better than that. It's antique, but it offers the best of modern day life as well, featuring a king-sized bed plus both electricity and hot and cold running water.
The lady's "euphemism" is completed with a marble and mosaic-tiled shower. Notice that there is no sign of a period-correct chamber pot. You're welcome.